Quagmire Walking Brian - Family Guy

Quagmire Walking Brian - Family Guy

Quagmire Walking Brian as apart of his ruse to get the girl on Must Love Dogs
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Quagmire with Lady - Family Guy

Quagmire with Lady - Family Guy

Quagmire with his toxic and dangerous love interest
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Peter and Brian Fewer - Family Guy Season 9 Episode 1

Peter and Brian Fewer - Family Guy Season 9 Episode 1

Peter, Brian, And Lois in the episode "And Then There Were Fewer"
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Dog Lovers - Family Guy

Dog Lovers - Family Guy

Quagmire pretends Brian is his dog to win over an avid dog lover on Family Guy. "Must Love Dogs" is the third episode of the show's 20th season.
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Quagmire Has a Daughter - Family Guy

Quagmire Has a Daughter - Family Guy

Quagmire chaperone's the prom only to discovers he has a daughter he never knew he had on Family Guy.
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Diet and Exercise - Family Guy

Diet and Exercise - Family Guy

After a work mishap, Peter and the guys Peter decide to take their health more seriously on Family Guy.
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Living Without It - Family Guy

Living Without It - Family Guy

Quagmire's most treasured body part is cut off and he must figure out how to go one with it on Family Guy.
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The Dating App - Family Guy

The Dating App - Family Guy

Quagmire discovers a dating app and must be saved from himself on Family Guy.
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Who Needs Autopilot? - Family Guy

Who Needs Autopilot? - Family Guy

On a flight to San Francisco, the guys begin to worry about Quagmire's skills as a pilot on Family Guy.
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Quagmire's New Gig - Family Guy

Quagmire's New Gig - Family Guy

Quagmire must find a new line of work when airline pilots go on strike on Family Guy.
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Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Chris becomes Quagmire's assistant on the season premiere of Family Guy. "The Boys in the Band" is the first episode of the show's 15th season.
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Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Peter is furious when Quagmire declares his love for Lois on Family Guy. "Hot Pocket Dial" is the seventh episode of the show's 14th season.
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Family Guy Quotes

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)