A Family Guy Christmas

A Family Guy Christmas

The Griffins are seen opening presents in this still from "Road To The North Pole." The episode finds Brian and Stewie trekking to the North Pole.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The New Matress

The New Matress

Lois makes a reluctant Peter buy a new matress for their bedroom on Family Guy "Guy Robot"
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter Turns Feral

Peter Turns Feral

After months lost int he wilderness, Peter turns into a feral beast on Family Guy. "Bigfat" is the 17th episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Mayoral Election - Family Guy

The Mayoral Election - Family Guy

The Mayoral election gets contentious when Peter and Lois hold different views on Family Guy, "Wild Wild West."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bedroom Issues

Bedroom Issues

Peter has problems in the bedroom on Family Guy. "Peter Problems" is the ninth episode of the show's 12th season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lois Is Allergic - Family Guy

Lois Is Allergic - Family Guy

Lois' allergies force Stewie and Brian to share a bedroom but they do not coexist well on Family Guy.
Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Dr. House on Family Guy

Dr. House on Family Guy

Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) guest stars on Family Guy. House attempts to save Carter from his heart attack-induced coma.
Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Lois Griffin Picture

Lois Griffin Picture

Lois Griffin is the mother on Family Guy and is much too attractive, intelligent and wealthy for her husband, Peter.
Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Lois' New Look

Lois' New Look

Lois has a new look to go with her new job on Family Guy. "Call Girl" is the 14th episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Peter is furious when Quagmire declares his love for Lois on Family Guy. "Hot Pocket Dial" is the seventh episode of the show's 14th season.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Family Guy Season Finale Scene

Family Guy Season Finale Scene

Family Guy returns to the intergalactic world on its eighth season finale. This is a scene from the episode.
Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Drink Up, Lois!

Drink Up, Lois!

Lois is seen here with a local anchor. The journalist is voiced by Christine Lakin.
Rating: 3.4 / 5.0

Family Guy Quotes

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)