We're fine. Navid and I have each other. We always will.

Being with you is all the air and food I need.

At some point you're gonna have to stop trying to make everyone else happy because Silver's only trying to make herself happy.

Naomi: I can't believe you brought that homeopathic tea with you, that's so stupid.
Adrianna: It's kind of addictive.

I need something to wear in court that doesn't say sex criminal.

He gets to make money while I slave away for a year at country fairs and amusement parks on a janky bus that smells like cheesepuffs, weed, and funk.

I hate being told what to do. Especially by his big round baby face!

I will do whatever it takes to get out of your contract and our of your life.

Adrianna: You hired a bunch of sexy girls to perform at the Playboy Mansion?
Navid: That's like bringing sand to the beach.

I don't really have a gameplan because if I think too hard about what we're doing I'll feel really bad about it.

Silver: I conquer this fear, I conquer all fears, right?
Adrianna: Totally, unless you die tragically.
Silver: What?!?!
Adrianna: Im kidding!

I have this great guy who can literally gloss over anything. Like when I practically killed Silver, I am so sorry for that by the way.


Ryan: How did you start a fire?
Jen: The Styles section.

Max: Naomi Clark you promised me a wedding.
Naomi: Yes I did.
Max: Will you marry me?