30 Rock Season 5 Episode 10: "Christmas Attack Zone" Quotes
The symbol on the Jessup family crest is a knight refusing to talk about his feelings.Avery
We Donaghys believe that when there is something at all delicate to talk about it is best to suppress it...until it erupts into a fist fight at a church barbecue.Jack
I was going to bring dessert tomorrow, so are there any foods that are making you nauseous lately? Please don't say a half sleeve of Oreos.Liz [to Avery]
Happy Holidays...is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas- Avery and Jack.Avery
Pete: Ever since Tracy got nominated for a Golden Globe, he thinks he's Sean Penn.
Liz: Well they both have had screaming fights with Wyclef Jean.
It's my new thing, travel on Christmas Day. That way I avoid the annual Lemon family blow up, and this year it's going to be a doozy. My aunt Linda is bringing her new boyfriend who is neither her age nor her race, and her ex-husband will also be there with his date...alcoholism. I swoop in the next day for presents and pie.Liz