Hen: We're really gonna leave em, Cap?
Bobby: There's nothing else we can do.
Eddie: Okay, we'll make an even bigger gingerbread house next year, right?
Christopher: You could be dead next year!
Arthur: So, uh, what happens now?
Ladies: We want a divorce.
Arthur: But it's Christmas.
Athena: That's right, ladies. Fight the real enemy.
Buck: What did you get Athena for your first Christmas?
Bobby: An engagement ring.
Buck: Oh. No. Not doing that.
Maybe we can invite the UPS driver for Christmas. I think he might be more invested in the holiday.Athena [to Bobby]
Eddie: Right and left ankles are broken.
Buck: One for each wife.
Eddie: He's lucky that's all he's broken.
I tell other people's stories for a living because I hate telling my own.Taylor
Taylor: Buck, I told you not to come.
Buck: You know me. I don't always listen.
Athena: I mean, maybe they did do it on purpose.
Bobby: Inside job. Eliminate the impossible and only the improbable remains.
Athena: Oh yeah, Okay, Sherlock.
Bobby: Why does this keep happening to you?
Buck: Well, to be honest, I think...
Bobby: No, I'm gonna tell you why. Because you don't talk to the women you're dating. You just go with the flow and find yourself in a relationship, with no idea how you got there and what to do when things start to go wrong.
Eddie: Yeah. Who does that?
I hope she's insured.Hen
Chloe: You didn't...
Chloe: Run. Still...here.
Gabi: Where would I go? I don't have a license.