Hen: We're really gonna leave em, Cap?
Bobby: There's nothing else we can do.

Eddie: Okay, we'll make an even bigger gingerbread house next year, right?
Christopher: You could be dead next year!

Arthur: So, uh, what happens now?
Ladies: We want a divorce.
Arthur: But it's Christmas.
Athena: That's right, ladies. Fight the real enemy.

Buck: What did you get Athena for your first Christmas?
Bobby: An engagement ring.
Buck: Oh. No. Not doing that.

Maybe we can invite the UPS driver for Christmas. I think he might be more invested in the holiday.

Athena [to Bobby]

Eddie: Right and left ankles are broken.
Buck: One for each wife.
Eddie: He's lucky that's all he's broken.

I tell other people's stories for a living because I hate telling my own.


Taylor: Buck, I told you not to come.
Buck: You know me. I don't always listen.

Athena: I mean, maybe they did do it on purpose.
Bobby: Inside job. Eliminate the impossible and only the improbable remains.
Athena: Oh yeah, Okay, Sherlock.

Bobby: Why does this keep happening to you?
Buck: Well, to be honest, I think...
Bobby: No, I'm gonna tell you why. Because you don't talk to the women you're dating. You just go with the flow and find yourself in a relationship, with no idea how you got there and what to do when things start to go wrong.
Eddie: Yeah. Who does that?

I hope she's insured.


Chloe: You didn't...
Gabi: What?
Chloe: Run. Still...here.
Gabi: Where would I go? I don't have a license.

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Oh, and you wanna know why I'm really in therapy? It is because I have spent my entire life feeling like a constant disappointment. And you wanna talk about our jobs? You think my job is dangerous. I have walked through fire every single day of my life because of you. That is why I am in therapy because nothing I ever did was good enough!


Athena: Hey, you do not get to choose who lives and who dies.
Buck: Really, because I was under the impression that kind of was my job.